If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? Robin Williams
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics. Benjamin Disraeli
There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.
Never steal. The government hates competition.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six. Yogi Berra
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. Dr. Seuss
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
So many books, so little time. ― Frank Zappa
We’ve all got weaknesses. Me, for instance. I’m tragically funny and good-looking. Rick Riordan
We’ve all got weaknesses. Me, for instance. I’m tragically funny and good-looking.
It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious. Bill Hicks
It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it. W. C. Fields
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one? Bob Monkhouse
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer. Bob Monkhouse
I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.