To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.

Jerry Seinfeld

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Jerry Seinfeld

And that's when I realized, when you're a kid you don't need a costume, you ARE superman.

Jerry Seinfeld

That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.

Jerry Seinfeld

You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day.

Jerry Seinfeld

If I want a long boring story with no point to it, I have my life.

Jerry Seinfeld

Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death.

Jerry Seinfeld

I love how you just make coffee and then somehow something gets done.

Jerry Seinfeld

Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.

Jerry Seinfeld

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

Jerry Seinfeld

I'm in the unfortunate position of having to consider other people's feelings

Jerry Seinfeld

You can be passionate about anything.

Jerry Seinfeld