Jerome Allen "Jerry" Seinfeld (born April 29, 1954) is an American comedian, actor, writer, producer, and director. He is k...
Being funny is one of the ultimate weapons a person can have in human society. Jerry Seinfeld
Being funny is one of the ultimate weapons a person can have in human society.
Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death. Jerry Seinfeld
Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death.
I'm in the unfortunate position of having to consider other people's feelings Jerry Seinfeld
I'm in the unfortunate position of having to consider other people's feelings
You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day. Jerry Seinfeld
You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day.
To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving. Jerry Seinfeld
To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.
And that's when I realized, when you're a kid you don't need a costume, you ARE superman. Jerry Seinfeld
And that's when I realized, when you're a kid you don't need a costume, you ARE superman.
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? Jerry Seinfeld
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
You can be passionate about anything. Jerry Seinfeld
You can be passionate about anything.
The best revenge is living well. Jerry Seinfeld
The best revenge is living well.
I love how you just make coffee and then somehow something gets done. Jerry Seinfeld
I love how you just make coffee and then somehow something gets done.
I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive. Jerry Seinfeld
I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
If I want a long boring story with no point to it, I have my life. Jerry Seinfeld
If I want a long boring story with no point to it, I have my life.