Jerome Allen "Jerry" Seinfeld (born April 29, 1954) is an American comedian, actor, writer, producer, and director. He is k...
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success. Jerry Seinfeld
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. Jerry Seinfeld
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. Jerry Seinfeld
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box. Jerry Seinfeld
Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of physical evidence we have that people are still thinking. Jerry Seinfeld
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of physical evidence we have that people are still thinking.
People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to. Jerry Seinfeld
People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me. Jerry Seinfeld
That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. Jerry Seinfeld
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. Jerry Seinfeld
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, See if you can blow this out. Jerry Seinfeld
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, See if you can blow this out.
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? Jerry Seinfeld
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?