Julius Henry Marx (October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977), known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star.
He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely con...
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Groucho Marx
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx
A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. Groucho Marx
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of ones fellow man. Groucho Marx
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of ones fellow man.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. – Groucho Marx
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. –
I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that. Groucho Marx
I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.” Groucho Marx
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.”
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. Groucho Marx
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women. Groucho Marx
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. Groucho Marx
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
I intend to live forever, or die trying. Groucho Marx
I intend to live forever, or die trying.