If your work is so smart that only smart people get it, it's not that smart.

Chris Rock

I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.

Chris Rock

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

Chris Rock

Men are as faithful as their options.

Chris Rock

If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.

Chris Rock

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Chris Rock

Here's what I knew about doing a play: I knew it would make me a better actor.

Chris Rock

Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career.

Chris Rock

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everyone else.

Chris Rock

I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.

Chris Rock

Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.

Chris Rock