Christopher Julius Rock III (born February 7, 1965) is an American comedian, actor, writer, producer, and director.
After working as a...
Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool. Chris Rock
Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. Chris Rock
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense. Chris Rock
You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense.
Men are as faithful as their options. Chris Rock
Men are as faithful as their options.
Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options. Chris Rock
Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.
I do what I can do when I can do it. Chris Rock
I do what I can do when I can do it.
If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game. Chris Rock
If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.
Here's what I knew about doing a play: I knew it would make me a better actor. Chris Rock
Here's what I knew about doing a play: I knew it would make me a better actor.
Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career. Chris Rock
Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career.
Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life. Chris Rock
Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.
Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everyone else. Chris Rock
Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everyone else.
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. Chris Rock
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
