Christopher Julius Rock III (born February 7, 1965) is an American comedian, actor, writer, producer, and director.
After working as a...
If you want to prevent abortions, you make sure everyone has health care, a high school education and birth control. Not the exact opposite. Chris Rock
If you want to prevent abortions, you make sure everyone has health care, a high school education and birth control. Not the exact opposite.
Here's what I knew about doing a play: I knew it would make me a better actor. Chris Rock
Here's what I knew about doing a play: I knew it would make me a better actor.
I do what I can do when I can do it. Chris Rock
I do what I can do when I can do it.
If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner. Chris Rock
If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.
I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day. Chris Rock
I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.
Men are as faithful as their options. Chris Rock
Men are as faithful as their options.
Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you. Chris Rock
Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.
You can only offend me if you mean something to me. Chris Rock
You can only offend me if you mean something to me.
Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do. Chris Rock
Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something. Chris Rock
You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. Chris Rock
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing. Chris Rock
Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.