Christopher Julius Rock III (born February 7, 1965) is an American comedian, actor, writer, producer, and director.
After working as a...
Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everyone else. Chris Rock
Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everyone else.
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. Chris Rock
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time. Chris Rock
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
If your work is so smart that only smart people get it, it's not that smart. Chris Rock
If your work is so smart that only smart people get it, it's not that smart.
I love being famous. It's almost like being white. Chris Rock
I love being famous. It's almost like being white.
Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool. Chris Rock
Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.
If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game. Chris Rock
If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.
Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life. Chris Rock
Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.
Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right. Chris Rock
Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you. Chris Rock
Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.
Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career. Chris Rock
Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career.
Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options. Chris Rock
Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.