Christopher Julius Rock III (born February 7, 1965) is an American comedian, actor, writer, producer, and director.
After working as a...
Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do. Chris Rock
Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
I love being famous. It's almost like being white. Chris Rock
I love being famous. It's almost like being white.
Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right. Chris Rock
Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing. Chris Rock
Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.
If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner. Chris Rock
If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.
Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool. Chris Rock
Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.
You can only offend me if you mean something to me. Chris Rock
You can only offend me if you mean something to me.
Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you. Chris Rock
Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time. Chris Rock
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options. Chris Rock
Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.
You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense. Chris Rock
You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense.
I do what I can do when I can do it. Chris Rock
I do what I can do when I can do it.
