Chris Rock (1965 - )

Comedian

American

Christopher Julius Rock III (born February 7, 1965) is an American comedian, actor, writer, producer, and director.

After working as a...

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Chris Rock quotes

Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.

Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
Chris Rock

I love being famous. It's almost like being white.

I love being famous. It's almost like being white.
Chris Rock

Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.

Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
Chris Rock

Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.

Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.
Chris Rock

If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.

If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.
Chris Rock

I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.
Chris Rock

You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense.
Chris Rock

Here's what I knew about doing a play: I knew it would make me a better actor.
Chris Rock

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.
Chris Rock

If your work is so smart that only smart people get it, it's not that smart.
Chris Rock

I do what I can do when I can do it.
Chris Rock

Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.
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