Christopher Julius Rock III (born February 7, 1965) is an American comedian, actor, writer, producer, and director.
After working as a...
Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do. Chris Rock
Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
I love being famous. It's almost like being white. Chris Rock
I love being famous. It's almost like being white.
Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right. Chris Rock
Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing. Chris Rock
Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.
If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner. Chris Rock
If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.
I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day. Chris Rock
I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. Chris Rock
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
You can only offend me if you mean something to me. Chris Rock
You can only offend me if you mean something to me.
You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something. Chris Rock
You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something.
Here's what I knew about doing a play: I knew it would make me a better actor. Chris Rock
Here's what I knew about doing a play: I knew it would make me a better actor.
Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career. Chris Rock
Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career.
If your work is so smart that only smart people get it, it's not that smart. Chris Rock
If your work is so smart that only smart people get it, it's not that smart.
