I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Steven Wright
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Those who cry the loudest are not always the ones who are hurt the most. Aesop
Those who cry the loudest are not always the ones who are hurt the most.
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends. H. L. Mencken
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
People shouldn't be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people. Alan Moore
People shouldn't be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people.
When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window.
To be one's own master is to be the slave of self. Natalie Clifford Barney
To be one's own master is to be the slave of self.
I am not pretty. I am not beautiful. I am as radiant as the sun. Suzanne Collins
I am not pretty. I am not beautiful. I am as radiant as the sun.
I'm always amazed that people take what I say seriously. I don't even take what I am seriously. David Bowie
I'm always amazed that people take what I say seriously. I don't even take what I am seriously.
It is beyond a doubt that all our knowledge begins with experience. Immanuel Kant
It is beyond a doubt that all our knowledge begins with experience.
When you want something with all your heart, that's when you are closest to the Soul of the World. It's always a positive force. Paulo Coelho
When you want something with all your heart, that's when you are closest to the Soul of the World. It's always a positive force.
"I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I'd save up my money for about twenty years so I could buy a solid-gold pick. Then I'd go out west and start digging for gold. When someone came up and asked what I was doing, I'd say, Jack Handey
"I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I'd save up my money for about twenty years so I could buy a solid-gold pick. Then I'd go out west and start digging for gold. When someone came up and asked what I was doing, I'd say,
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'! Audrey Hepburn
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!
Don’t waste talent. No matter what you do, don’t waste talent. Ray Lewis
Don’t waste talent. No matter what you do, don’t waste talent.
To improve is to change; to be perfect is to have changed often. Winston Churchill
To improve is to change; to be perfect is to have changed often.
It's not easy, but it's simple. Eric Thomas
It's not easy, but it's simple.
The theory of Communism may be summed up in one sentence: Abolish all private property. Karl Marx
The theory of Communism may be summed up in one sentence: Abolish all private property.
If you win, you need not have to explain...If you lose, you should not be there to explain! Adolf Hitler
If you win, you need not have to explain...If you lose, you should not be there to explain!
Desire is the most important factor in the success of any athlete. Bill Shoemaker
Desire is the most important factor in the success of any athlete.
Man is above all else mind, consciousness that is, he is a product of history, not of nature Antonio Gramsci
Man is above all else mind, consciousness that is, he is a product of history, not of nature
In anger we should refrain both from speech and action. Pythagoras
In anger we should refrain both from speech and action.
Courage, not compromise, brings the smile of God's approval. Thomas S. Monson
Courage, not compromise, brings the smile of God's approval.
If you want to change attitudes, start with a change in behavior. Katharine Hepburn
If you want to change attitudes, start with a change in behavior.
Every thought of yours is a real thing – a force. Prentice Mulford
Every thought of yours is a real thing – a force.
In case you were wondering, my spirit animal is a duck billed platypus. Creed Bratton
In case you were wondering, my spirit animal is a duck billed platypus.
If you look at Republicans, they always run these old war horses. Foster Friess
If you look at Republicans, they always run these old war horses.
Change your thoughts and you change your world. Norman Vincent Peale
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
“I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately...” Henry David Thoreau
“I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately...”
Iman (faith) is not outer decoration, nor mere hope. Rather it is what settles in the heart and what is affirmed by actions. Al-Hasan al-Basri
Iman (faith) is not outer decoration, nor mere hope. Rather it is what settles in the heart and what is affirmed by actions.
As soon as laws are necessary for men, they are no longer fit for freedom. Pythagoras
As soon as laws are necessary for men, they are no longer fit for freedom.
To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you’re not, pretend you are. Muhammad Ali
To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you’re not, pretend you are.
