My refrigerator is powerful. In fact, it has a direct link to my overall well-being. Kris Carr
My refrigerator is powerful. In fact, it has a direct link to my overall well-being.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. Mel Brooks
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana Mitch Hedberg
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana
I don't go out unless I'm working. My quality time is when I'm doing nothing. Nas
I don't go out unless I'm working. My quality time is when I'm doing nothing.
My toys were those of a boy: skates, bicycles. Frida Kahlo
My toys were those of a boy: skates, bicycles.
I put on the canvas whatever comes into my mind. Frida Kahlo
I put on the canvas whatever comes into my mind.
I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle. Mitch Hedberg
I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.
My father went to boarding school in Sydney when he was 14. Kevin Kwan
My father went to boarding school in Sydney when he was 14.
If I relaxed, if I took my foot off the gas, I would probably die. Gordon Ramsay
If I relaxed, if I took my foot off the gas, I would probably die.
I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair. Hillary Clinton
I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.
My job is to go out and entertain the most people possible. Mel Brooks
My job is to go out and entertain the most people possible.
There are enough stories about my family. We have all been in the public eye. Ivanka Trump
There are enough stories about my family. We have all been in the public eye.