Humor Quotes

Our son loves his daddy and mommy. He loves us even more when he gets his food.

Manny Pacquiao

A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.

Winston Churchill

I want to have fun. Life ain't no dress rehearsal. I want to have fun. I'm a comedian; I ain't no politician. So everything I do is with humor, with love.

Bernie Mac

Trust no one unless you have eaten much salt with him.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

The mirror is my best friend because when I cry it never laughs.

Charlie Chaplin

Cоmеdу is a grеаt tool. Wе [comics] are trуing tо find wауѕ to uѕе humоr tо enlighten people withоut рrеасhing tо them.

Trevor Noah

Don’t judge a person by their profile picture. Judge them by their album.

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl.

Charlie Chaplin

When nothing is going right, go left.

The future is much like the present, only longer. Dan Quisenberry

With Ricky Gеrvаiѕ, it's аll shades оf wrоng, it'ѕ mу kind оf humоr.

Emily Blunt

Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.

Albert Einstein