A. A. Milne Humor
Erma Bombeck Life, Humor
It’s more fun to be a pirate than to join the navy. Steve Jobs
It’s more fun to be a pirate than to join the navy.
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too. Yogi Berra
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose. Robin Williams
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. Yogi Berra
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.
I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny. Nora Dunn
Today was a very cold and bitter day, as cold and bitter as a cup of hot chocolate, if the cup of hot chocolate had vinegar added to it and were placed in a refrigerator for several hours. Lemony Snicket
Today was a very cold and bitter day, as cold and bitter as a cup of hot chocolate, if the cup of hot chocolate had vinegar added to it and were placed in a refrigerator for several hours.
When in problem, or in doubt, run in cirles, scream and shout. Cory Doctorow
When in problem, or in doubt, run in cirles, scream and shout.
I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor. Betty White
I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. W. C. Fields
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. W. H. Auden
When I want to read a novel, I write one. Benjamin Disraeli
When I want to read a novel, I write one.
Thе gift оf mу сhildhооd wаѕ lаughtеr, bеing аblе tо find the humоr. Jennifer Aniston
Thе gift оf mу сhildhооd wаѕ lаughtеr, bеing аblе tо find the humоr.
