A. A. Milne Humor
Erma Bombeck Life, Humor
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too. Yogi Berra
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
Today was a very cold and bitter day, as cold and bitter as a cup of hot chocolate, if the cup of hot chocolate had vinegar added to it and were placed in a refrigerator for several hours. Lemony Snicket
Today was a very cold and bitter day, as cold and bitter as a cup of hot chocolate, if the cup of hot chocolate had vinegar added to it and were placed in a refrigerator for several hours.
I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny. Nora Dunn
Two things people throughout history have had in common are hatred and humour. I am proud that I have been able to use humour to lessen people's hatred. Richard Pryor
Two things people throughout history have had in common are hatred and humour. I am proud that I have been able to use humour to lessen people's hatred.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. Yogi Berra
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.
When in problem, or in doubt, run in cirles, scream and shout. Cory Doctorow
When in problem, or in doubt, run in cirles, scream and shout.
I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor. Betty White
I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. W. C. Fields
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
When I want to read a novel, I write one. Benjamin Disraeli
When I want to read a novel, I write one.
The problem with dating dream girls is that they have a tendency to become real. Yuri Orlov
The problem with dating dream girls is that they have a tendency to become real.
I guess I started too early because I just thought it was something fun to do. Arthur Ashe
I guess I started too early because I just thought it was something fun to do.
Thе gift оf mу сhildhооd wаѕ lаughtеr, bеing аblе tо find the humоr. Jennifer Aniston
Thе gift оf mу сhildhооd wаѕ lаughtеr, bеing аblе tо find the humоr.
