A. A. Milne Humor
Erma Bombeck Life, Humor
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most. Mark Twain
Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
I'm sorry this letter is so long, I didn't have time to make it shorter. George Bernard Shaw
I'm sorry this letter is so long, I didn't have time to make it shorter.
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter. ― John Gotti
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting. Winston Churchill
Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Instead of committing suicide, people go to work. ― Thomas Bernhard
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. Albert Einstein
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.
If you ask me a question I don't know, I'm not going to answer. Yogi Berra
If you ask me a question I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
