A. A. Milne Humor
Erma Bombeck Life, Humor
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Mark Twain
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
It’s more fun to be a pirate than to join the navy. Steve Jobs
It’s more fun to be a pirate than to join the navy.
Nobody works better under pressure. They just work faster.” Brian Tracy
Nobody works better under pressure. They just work faster.”
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute. George Bernard Shaw
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
War does not decide who is right but who is left. George Bernard Shaw
War does not decide who is right but who is left.
Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends. George Bernard Shaw
Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.
I'm sorry this letter is so long, I didn't have time to make it shorter. George Bernard Shaw
I'm sorry this letter is so long, I didn't have time to make it shorter.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. W. C. Fields
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. W. C. Fields
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
I'd rather have two girls at twenty-one each, than one girl at forty-two. W. C. Fields
I'd rather have two girls at twenty-one each, than one girl at forty-two.
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against. W. C. Fields
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.