A. A. Milne Humor
Erma Bombeck Life, Humor
The Best Things In Life Are Free:The moon belongs to everyone, The stars belong to everyone, They gleam there for you and me. The flowers in spring, the robins that sing, The moonbeams that shine, they're yours, they're mine. And love can come to eve
I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny. Anthony Jeselnik
I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny.
Instead of committing suicide, people go to work. ― Thomas Bernhard
I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny. Nora Dunn
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter. ― John Gotti
Never steal. The government hates competition.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. ― Oliver Herford
So many books, so little time. ― Frank Zappa
Humor is reason gone mad. Groucho Marx
Humor is reason gone mad.
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while. Groucho Marx
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money. Pablo Picasso
I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money.