A. A. Milne Humor
Erma Bombeck Life, Humor
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Albert Einstein
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. Albert Einstein
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it. W. C. Fields
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
Don’t judge a person by their profile picture. Judge them by their album.
When in problem, or in doubt, run in cirles, scream and shout. Cory Doctorow
When in problem, or in doubt, run in cirles, scream and shout.
What if I got hit by lightning while walking with an umbrella? Ban umbrellas! Fight the menace of lightning! Cory Doctorow
What if I got hit by lightning while walking with an umbrella? Ban umbrellas! Fight the menace of lightning!
Skipping school isn't a crime. It's an infraction. They're totally different. Cory Doctorow
Skipping school isn't a crime. It's an infraction. They're totally different.
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. George Carlin
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
Electricity is really just organized lightning. George Carlin
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? Robin Williams
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose. Robin Williams
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.