A. A. Milne Humor
Erma Bombeck Life, Humor
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name Steven Wright
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name
Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends. George Bernard Shaw
Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.
It’s more fun to be a pirate than to join the navy. Steve Jobs
It’s more fun to be a pirate than to join the navy.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. W. C. Fields
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
The problem with dating dream girls is that they have a tendency to become real. Yuri Orlov
The problem with dating dream girls is that they have a tendency to become real.
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. George Carlin
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
When in problem, or in doubt, run in cirles, scream and shout. Cory Doctorow
When in problem, or in doubt, run in cirles, scream and shout.
The only person I really wanted to talk to about Augustus Water's death with was Augustus Waters. John Green
The only person I really wanted to talk to about Augustus Water's death with was Augustus Waters.
Today was a very cold and bitter day, as cold and bitter as a cup of hot chocolate, if the cup of hot chocolate had vinegar added to it and were placed in a refrigerator for several hours. Lemony Snicket
Today was a very cold and bitter day, as cold and bitter as a cup of hot chocolate, if the cup of hot chocolate had vinegar added to it and were placed in a refrigerator for several hours.
All humor is rooted in pain. Richard Pryor
All humor is rooted in pain.
Trust no one unless you have eaten much salt with him. Marcus Tullius Cicero
Trust no one unless you have eaten much salt with him.
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute. George Bernard Shaw
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.