"If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus." Jack Handey
"If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus."
I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. Hillary Clinton
I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas.
I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at. Louis C.K.
I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.
There are enough stories about my family. We have all been in the public eye. Ivanka Trump
There are enough stories about my family. We have all been in the public eye.
I am forced to say that I have many fiercer critics than myself. Irwin Shaw
I am forced to say that I have many fiercer critics than myself.
"I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway" Jack Handey
"I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway"
Embrace the void and have the courage to exist. Dan Howell
Embrace the void and have the courage to exist.
Yes, I have cancer and it might not go away, but I can still have a future because life goes on. Kris Carr
Yes, I have cancer and it might not go away, but I can still have a future because life goes on.
Nothing is more intolerable than to have to admit to yourself your own errors. Ludwig van Beethoven
Nothing is more intolerable than to have to admit to yourself your own errors.
I used to have this lucky rock and I used to always have to rub it three times before I competed. Gabby Douglas
I used to have this lucky rock and I used to always have to rub it three times before I competed.
No matter our background, we all have crazy families. Kevin Kwan
No matter our background, we all have crazy families.
I hаvе seen аll, I have hеаrd all, I hаvе forgotten all. Marie Antoinette
I hаvе seen аll, I have hеаrd all, I hаvе forgotten all.
