There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics. Benjamin Disraeli
There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.
The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected. Kurt Vonnegut
The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. Robert Frost
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back. Oscar Wilde
Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back.
My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best. Winston Churchill
My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. Walter Disney
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money. Pablo Picasso
I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money.
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.” Funny Benjamin Franklin
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.” Funny
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six. Yogi Berra
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
If you don't go to other peoples funerals, they won't go to yours. Bob Monkhouse
If you don't go to other peoples funerals, they won't go to yours.
Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it's too crowded. Yogi Berra
Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it's too crowded.
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
