I never voted for anybody. I always voted against. W. C. Fields
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
It is funnier to bend things than to break them. W. C. Fields
It is funnier to bend things than to break them.
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.
If you ask me a question I don't know, I'm not going to answer. Yogi Berra
If you ask me a question I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six. Yogi Berra
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it's too crowded. Yogi Berra
Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it's too crowded.
It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose.
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. Oscar Wilde
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. Walter Disney
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
If something is going to happen to me, I want to be there. Albert Camus
If something is going to happen to me, I want to be there.