The best thing about baseball is there's no homework. Dan Quisenberry
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. George Carlin
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. ― Oliver Herford
The funny thing about mundies is how obsessed with magic they are for a bunch of people who don't even know what the word means. Cassandra Clare
The funny thing about mundies is how obsessed with magic they are for a bunch of people who don't even know what the word means.
You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.” Warren Buffett
You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.”
“Rule No. 1 : Never lose money. Rule No. 2 : Never forget Rule No. 1.” Warren Buffett
“Rule No. 1 : Never lose money. Rule No. 2 : Never forget Rule No. 1.”
If your going to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. James Patterson
If your going to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.
I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive. Jerry Seinfeld
I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
“It's a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.” Roald Dahl
“It's a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.”
It was a joke, it just wasn’t very good Eric Schmidt
It was a joke, it just wasn’t very good
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. Robin Williams
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
At the end of the day it's got to be a good movie, it's got to be a funny movie, and it's got to make people think, 'Hey, I couldn't have spent my time any better.' Tom Hanks
At the end of the day it's got to be a good movie, it's got to be a funny movie, and it's got to make people think, 'Hey, I couldn't have spent my time any better.'