Lemony Snicket is the pen name of American novelist Daniel Handler. Snicket is the author of many children's biographies, serving as the narrator of A Series of Unfortunate Events and appearing as a character within i...
Lemony Snicket Children
Today was a very cold and bitter day, as cold and bitter as a cup of hot chocolate, if the cup of hot chocolate had vinegar added to it and were placed in a refrigerator for several hours. Lemony Snicket
Today was a very cold and bitter day, as cold and bitter as a cup of hot chocolate, if the cup of hot chocolate had vinegar added to it and were placed in a refrigerator for several hours.
Of course, it is boring to read about boring thing, but it is better to read something that makes you yawn with boredom than something that will make you weep uncontrollably, Lemony Snicket
Of course, it is boring to read about boring thing, but it is better to read something that makes you yawn with boredom than something that will make you weep uncontrollably,
If you have ever lost a loved one, then you know exactly how it feels. And if you have not, then you cannot possibly imagine it. Lemony Snicket
If you have ever lost a loved one, then you know exactly how it feels. And if you have not, then you cannot possibly imagine it.
All his life, Klaus had believed that if you read enough books, you could solve any problem, but now he wasn't so sure. Lemony Snicket
All his life, Klaus had believed that if you read enough books, you could solve any problem, but now he wasn't so sure.
It is terribly rude to tell people that their troubles are boring. Lemony Snicket
It is terribly rude to tell people that their troubles are boring.
Sometimes, just saying that you hate something, and having someone agree with you, can make you feel better about a terrible situation. Lemony Snicket
Sometimes, just saying that you hate something, and having someone agree with you, can make you feel better about a terrible situation.
In love, as in life, one misheard word can be tremendously important. If you tell someone you love them, for instance, you must be absolutely certain that they have replied "I love you back" and not "I love your back" before you continue the conversation. Lemony Snicket
In love, as in life, one misheard word can be tremendously important. If you tell someone you love them, for instance, you must be absolutely certain that they have replied "I love you back" and not "I love your back" before you continue the conversation.
There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't. Lemony Snicket
There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't.
The sad truth is the truth is sad. Lemony Snicket
The sad truth is the truth is sad.
One of the most difficult things to think about in life is one’s regrets. Something will happen to you, and you will do the wrong thing, and for years afterward you will wish you had done something different. Lemony Snicket
One of the most difficult things to think about in life is one’s regrets. Something will happen to you, and you will do the wrong thing, and for years afterward you will wish you had done something different.
ometimes words are not enough. Lemony Snicket
ometimes words are not enough.
It is a sad truth in life that when someone has lost a loved one, friends sometimes avoid the person, just when the presence of friends is most needed. Lemony Snicket
It is a sad truth in life that when someone has lost a loved one, friends sometimes avoid the person, just when the presence of friends is most needed.