Lemony Snicket (1971-)

Lemony Snicket quotes

• Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.

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• Today was a very cold and bitter day, as cold and bitter as a cup of hot chocolate, if the cup of hot chocolate had vinegar added to it and were placed in a refrigerator for several hours.

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• The sea is nothing but a library of all the tears in history.

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• One of the most difficult things to think about in life is one’s regrets. Something will happen to you, and you will do the wrong thing, and for years afterward you will wish you had done something different.

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• It is a sad truth in life that when someone has lost a loved one, friends sometimes avoid the person, just when the presence of friends is most needed.

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• The way sadness works is one of the strangest riddles of the world.

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• In love, as in life, one misheard word can be tremendously important. If you tell someone you love them, for instance, you must be absolutely certain that they have replied "I love you back" and not "I love your back" before you continue the conversation.

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• Of course, it is boring to read about boring thing, but it is better to read something that makes you yawn with boredom than something that will make you weep uncontrollably,

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• Sometimes when someone tells a ridiculous lie, it is best to ignore it entirely.

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• ometimes words are not enough.

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• Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

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• There is no worse sound in the world than someone who cannot play the violin but insists on doing so anyway.

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• If you have ever lost a loved one, then you know exactly how it feels. And if you have not, then you cannot possibly imagine it.

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• It is terribly rude to tell people that their troubles are boring.

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• I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone. Then this is my life and maybe, however unlikely, I’ll find my way back there.

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• There are many, many types of books in the world, which makes good sense, because there are many, many types of people, and everybody wants to read something different.

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• Those unable to catalog the past are doomed to repeat it.

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• If we wait until we're ready, we'll be waiting for the rest of our lives.

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• Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

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• Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

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• It is likely I will die next to a pile of things I was meaning to read.

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• There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't.

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• I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the lifeboat and the lifeboat loves the teeth of the sperm whale, and the sperm whale loves the flavor of naval uniforms

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• Sometimes, just saying that you hate something, and having someone agree with you, can make you feel better about a terrible situation.

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• If you have ever lost a loved one, then you know exactly how it feels. And if you have not, then you cannot possibly imagine it.

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• The smell of cooking food is often a calming one.

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• All his life, Klaus had believed that if you read enough books, you could solve any problem, but now he wasn't so sure.

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• I am certain that over the course of your own life, you have noticed that people's rooms reflect their personalities.

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• Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.

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• This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you.

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• The sad truth is the truth is sad.

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• All the secrets of the world are contained in books. Read at your own risk.

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• Mоrning is an imроrtаnt timе of dау, because hоw уоu ѕреnd уоur mоrning саn оftеn tеll уоu whаt kind оf dау уоu аrе going to have.

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