Jack Handey (born February 25, 1949) is an American humorist. He is best known for his "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey", a large body of surrealistic one-liner jokes, as well as his "Fuzzy Memories" and...
"I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money." Jack Handey
"I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money."
