Daniel Michael DeVito, Jr. (born November 17, 1944) is an American actor, comedian, director and p...
Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money. Danny DeVito
Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money.
I love women. I mean, I'm married, but I used to get in all kinds of trouble. Danny DeVito
I love women. I mean, I'm married, but I used to get in all kinds of trouble.
Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up. Danny DeVito
Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.
My parents worked their tails off, but we weren't the poorest people in town. Some people I went to school with, you could tell they were dirt poor. Danny DeVito
My parents worked their tails off, but we weren't the poorest people in town. Some people I went to school with, you could tell they were dirt poor.
Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything. Danny DeVito
Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything.
I'll tell you one thing, it's a cruel, cruel world. Danny DeVito
I'll tell you one thing, it's a cruel, cruel world.
A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean. Danny DeVito
A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean.
I am self-centred. I just adore myself. Danny DeVito
I am self-centred. I just adore myself.
It's fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when you take chances when you're not safe when you're not in the middle of the road... Danny DeVito
It's fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when you take chances when you're not safe when you're not in the middle of the road...
The whole point of love is to put someone else’s needs above your own. Danny DeVito
The whole point of love is to put someone else’s needs above your own.
I don't look ahead. I'm right here with you. It's a good way to be. Danny DeVito
I don't look ahead. I'm right here with you. It's a good way to be.
The choices we make dictate the life we lead. Danny DeVito
The choices we make dictate the life we lead.