Conan Christopher O'Brien (born April 18, 1963) is an American television host, comedian, and television...
Fish recognize a bad leader. Conan Christopher O'Brien
Fish recognize a bad leader.
Once you discover white paint, you'll never wash your underwear again. Conan Christopher O'Brien
Once you discover white paint, you'll never wash your underwear again.
The beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction and true originality. Conan Christopher O'Brien
The beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction and true originality.
Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream. Conan Christopher O'Brien
Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.
I hate cynicism - it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Conan Christopher O'Brien
I hate cynicism - it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Though you should not fear failure, you should do your very best to avoid it. Conan Christopher O'Brien
Though you should not fear failure, you should do your very best to avoid it.
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' Conan Christopher O'Brien
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'
If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice. Conan Christopher O'Brien
If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
The Olympics have just started and the Greeks are already 14 medals in debt. Conan Christopher O'Brien
The Olympics have just started and the Greeks are already 14 medals in debt.
It's a good thing I was born in this century, when superfluous television seems to be part of the economy. Conan Christopher O'Brien
It's a good thing I was born in this century, when superfluous television seems to be part of the economy.
Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly. Conan Christopher O'Brien
Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly.
Work hard and be kind and amazing things will happen. Conan Christopher O'Brien
Work hard and be kind and amazing things will happen.
