Conan Christopher O'Brien (born April 18, 1963) is an American television host, comedian, and television...
Once you discover white paint, you'll never wash your underwear again. Conan Christopher O'Brien
Once you discover white paint, you'll never wash your underwear again.
It is our failure to become our perceived ideal that ultimately defines us and makes us unique. Conan Christopher O'Brien
It is our failure to become our perceived ideal that ultimately defines us and makes us unique.
I hate cynicism - it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Conan Christopher O'Brien
I hate cynicism - it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Though you should not fear failure, you should do your very best to avoid it. Conan Christopher O'Brien
Though you should not fear failure, you should do your very best to avoid it.
The beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction and true originality. Conan Christopher O'Brien
The beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction and true originality.
Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream. Conan Christopher O'Brien
Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.
Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly. Conan Christopher O'Brien
Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly.
Fish recognize a bad leader. Conan Christopher O'Brien
Fish recognize a bad leader.
Work hard and be kind and amazing things will happen. Conan Christopher O'Brien
Work hard and be kind and amazing things will happen.
There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear realized. Conan Christopher O'Brien
There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear realized.
My favorite comedy is comedy where nothing is achieved and there is no point. Conan Christopher O'Brien
My favorite comedy is comedy where nothing is achieved and there is no point.
The Olympics have just started and the Greeks are already 14 medals in debt. Conan Christopher O'Brien
The Olympics have just started and the Greeks are already 14 medals in debt.
