Conan Christopher O'Brien (born April 18, 1963) is an American television host, comedian, and television...
It is our failure to become our perceived ideal that ultimately defines us and makes us unique. Conan Christopher O'Brien
It is our failure to become our perceived ideal that ultimately defines us and makes us unique.
If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice. Conan Christopher O'Brien
If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
If you accept your misfortune and handle it right, your perceived failure can become a catalyst to profound reinvention. Conan Christopher O'Brien
If you accept your misfortune and handle it right, your perceived failure can become a catalyst to profound reinvention.
Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly. Conan Christopher O'Brien
Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly.
I hate cynicism - it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Conan Christopher O'Brien
I hate cynicism - it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Though you should not fear failure, you should do your very best to avoid it. Conan Christopher O'Brien
Though you should not fear failure, you should do your very best to avoid it.
My favorite comedy is comedy where nothing is achieved and there is no point. Conan Christopher O'Brien
My favorite comedy is comedy where nothing is achieved and there is no point.
Fish recognize a bad leader. Conan Christopher O'Brien
Fish recognize a bad leader.
Once you discover white paint, you'll never wash your underwear again. Conan Christopher O'Brien
Once you discover white paint, you'll never wash your underwear again.
The beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction and true originality. Conan Christopher O'Brien
The beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction and true originality.
Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream. Conan Christopher O'Brien
Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.
It's a good thing I was born in this century, when superfluous television seems to be part of the economy. Conan Christopher O'Brien
It's a good thing I was born in this century, when superfluous television seems to be part of the economy.
