Conan Christopher O'Brien (born April 18, 1963) is an American television host, comedian, and television...
It's a good thing I was born in this century, when superfluous television seems to be part of the economy. Conan Christopher O'Brien
It's a good thing I was born in this century, when superfluous television seems to be part of the economy.
The Olympics have just started and the Greeks are already 14 medals in debt. Conan Christopher O'Brien
The Olympics have just started and the Greeks are already 14 medals in debt.
Thirty-five things have to go wrong for the best thing to happen in your career. Conan Christopher O'Brien
Thirty-five things have to go wrong for the best thing to happen in your career.
Once you discover white paint, you'll never wash your underwear again. Conan Christopher O'Brien
Once you discover white paint, you'll never wash your underwear again.
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' Conan Christopher O'Brien
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'
Work hard and be kind and amazing things will happen. Conan Christopher O'Brien
Work hard and be kind and amazing things will happen.
Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly. Conan Christopher O'Brien
Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly.
If you accept your misfortune and handle it right, your perceived failure can become a catalyst to profound reinvention. Conan Christopher O'Brien
If you accept your misfortune and handle it right, your perceived failure can become a catalyst to profound reinvention.
Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream. Conan Christopher O'Brien
Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.
I hate cynicism - it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Conan Christopher O'Brien
I hate cynicism - it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
It is our failure to become our perceived ideal that ultimately defines us and makes us unique. Conan Christopher O'Brien
It is our failure to become our perceived ideal that ultimately defines us and makes us unique.
Though you should not fear failure, you should do your very best to avoid it. Conan Christopher O'Brien
Though you should not fear failure, you should do your very best to avoid it.