I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police. Keith Richards
I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.
You all had something to do with keeping me employed. Karl Rove
You all had something to do with keeping me employed.
The world is a better place with Saddam Hussein gone. Karl Rove
The world is a better place with Saddam Hussein gone.
I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave. Karl Pilkington
I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
I never played with anything like toys. Karl Lagerfeld
I never played with anything like toys.
It is beyond a doubt that all our knowledge begins with experience. Immanuel Kant
It is beyond a doubt that all our knowledge begins with experience.
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest. Henny Youngman
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. Henny Youngman
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. H. G. Wells
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
Simplicity should not be identified with bareness. Felix Adler
Simplicity should not be identified with bareness.
Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters. Albert Einstein
Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.
I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it. Audrey Hepburn
I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.