My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana Mitch Hedberg
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana
In so many ways, segregation shaped me, and education liberated me. Maya Angelou
In so many ways, segregation shaped me, and education liberated me.
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. Henny Youngman
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
Tones sound, and roar and storm about me until I have set them down in notes. Ludwig van Beethoven
Tones sound, and roar and storm about me until I have set them down in notes.
What people see on court is another side of me it's not me. Kobe Bryant
What people see on court is another side of me it's not me.
My self healing lies in praying for those who have harmed me. Marianne Williamson
My self healing lies in praying for those who have harmed me.
Modeling was not an endgame for me. I didn't particularly enjoy the act of it. Ivanka Trump
Modeling was not an endgame for me. I didn't particularly enjoy the act of it.
All I can be is me- whoever that is. Bob Dylan
All I can be is me- whoever that is.
Everything about mediocrity kills me. Ivanka Trump
Everything about mediocrity kills me.
I love when people underestimate me and then become pleasantly surprised. Kim Kardashian
I love when people underestimate me and then become pleasantly surprised.
I fear my enthusiasm flags when real work is demanded of me. H. P. Lovecraft
I fear my enthusiasm flags when real work is demanded of me.
To me, art supplies are always okay to buy. Louis C.K.
To me, art supplies are always okay to buy.
