I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there. Charles Bukowski
I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.
I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living. John Wayne
I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living.
New Orleans is like the bad-kid island in Pinocchio. Jonah Hill Feldstein
New Orleans is like the bad-kid island in Pinocchio.
Fame makes you feel permanently like a girl walking past construction workers. Brad Pitt
Fame makes you feel permanently like a girl walking past construction workers.
Truth crushed to earth is truth still and like a seed will rise again. Jefferson Davis
Truth crushed to earth is truth still and like a seed will rise again.
Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.
I’ve got a new friend, all right. But what a gamble friendship is! Charlotte is fierce, brutal, scheming, bloodthirsty—everything I don’t like. How can I learn to like her, even though she is pretty and, of course, clever? E. B. White
I’ve got a new friend, all right. But what a gamble friendship is! Charlotte is fierce, brutal, scheming, bloodthirsty—everything I don’t like. How can I learn to like her, even though she is pretty and, of course, clever?
Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. Charles Darwin
Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal.
When falsehood can look so like the truth, who can assure themselves of certain happiness? Mary Shelley
When falsehood can look so like the truth, who can assure themselves of certain happiness?
It's almost like ... imagine a snowflake in your hand, and you look at it, and it's an incredibly complicated, beautiful object. Brian Cox
It's almost like ... imagine a snowflake in your hand, and you look at it, and it's an incredibly complicated, beautiful object.
Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead. Jackie Robinson
Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead.
Column writing is like gas - it fills the available space. Jeremy Clarkson
Column writing is like gas - it fills the available space.