A. A. Milne Humor
Erma Bombeck Life, Humor
We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. W. H. Auden
Humming to yourself makes the air around you happy. Ze Frank
Humming to yourself makes the air around you happy.
“Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.” Francis Bacon
“Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.”
The Best Things In Life Are Free:The moon belongs to everyone, The stars belong to everyone, They gleam there for you and me. The flowers in spring, the robins that sing, The moonbeams that shine, they're yours, they're mine. And love can come to eve
I read once that explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog, " Mark said. " You find out how it works, but the frog dies in the process. Cassandra Clare
I read once that explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog, " Mark said. " You find out how it works, but the frog dies in the process.
When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. Tina Fey
When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.
Life is just so much fun and so filled with humor. Foster Friess
Life is just so much fun and so filled with humor.
I feel like I have more in common with my bad ideas than I have with my good ones. Ze Frank
I feel like I have more in common with my bad ideas than I have with my good ones.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute. George Bernard Shaw
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
you can't make an omelette without breaking eggs, but you can break a bunch of eggs and not make shit. Ze Frank
you can't make an omelette without breaking eggs, but you can break a bunch of eggs and not make shit.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. Jules Renard
