Humor Quotes

The problem with dating dream girls is that they have a tendency to become real.

Yuri Orlov

Humming to yourself makes the air around you happy.

Ze Frank

I guess I started too early because I just thought it was something fun to do.

Arthur Ashe

“Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.”

Francis Bacon

The Best Things In Life Are Free:The moon belongs to everyone, The stars belong to everyone, They gleam there for you and me. The flowers in spring, the robins that sing, The moonbeams that shine, they're yours, they're mine. And love can come to eve

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.

Tina Fey

I read once that explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog, " Mark said. " You find out how it works, but the frog dies in the process.

Cassandra Clare

I feel like I have more in common with my bad ideas than I have with my good ones.

Ze Frank

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

you can't make an omelette without breaking eggs, but you can break a bunch of eggs and not make shit.

Ze Frank

Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.

George Bernard Shaw