A. A. Milne Humor
Erma Bombeck Life, Humor
The process of learning is a nonstop orgy of wonderment. Lev Grossman
The process of learning is a nonstop orgy of wonderment.
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? Robin Williams
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know. Mark Twain
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.-Terry Pratchett
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough. Albert Einstein
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best. Winston Churchill
My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.
The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected. Kurt Vonnegut
The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back. Oscar Wilde
Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. Robert Frost
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money. Pablo Picasso
I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money.
Simplicity is not a simple thing. Charlie Chaplin
Simplicity is not a simple thing.
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
