A. A. Milne Humor
Erma Bombeck Life, Humor
you can't make an omelette without breaking eggs, but you can break a bunch of eggs and not make shit. Ze Frank
you can't make an omelette without breaking eggs, but you can break a bunch of eggs and not make shit.
I feel like I have more in common with my bad ideas than I have with my good ones. Ze Frank
I feel like I have more in common with my bad ideas than I have with my good ones.
The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected. Kurt Vonnegut
The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Money often costs too much. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Money often costs too much.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Robert A. Heinlein
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. Robert Frost
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Today was a very cold and bitter day, as cold and bitter as a cup of hot chocolate, if the cup of hot chocolate had vinegar added to it and were placed in a refrigerator for several hours. Lemony Snicket
Today was a very cold and bitter day, as cold and bitter as a cup of hot chocolate, if the cup of hot chocolate had vinegar added to it and were placed in a refrigerator for several hours.
Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most. Mark Twain
Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. Mark Twain
I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.