A. A. Milne Humor
Erma Bombeck Life, Humor
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. Yogi Berra
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.
If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up someplace else. Yogi Berra
If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up someplace else.
My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style Maya Angelou
My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. Mark Twain
I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know. Mark Twain
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce. Mark Twain
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.
I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. Charlie Chaplin
I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.
The only person I really wanted to talk to about Augustus Water's death with was Augustus Waters. John Green
The only person I really wanted to talk to about Augustus Water's death with was Augustus Waters.
Definitely a way of life. I would have been so much more creative with something cooler, like...I can’t even come up with it now. John Cena
Definitely a way of life. I would have been so much more creative with something cooler, like...I can’t even come up with it now.
The problem with dating dream girls is that they have a tendency to become real. Yuri Orlov
The problem with dating dream girls is that they have a tendency to become real.
Humming to yourself makes the air around you happy. Ze Frank
Humming to yourself makes the air around you happy.