A. A. Milne Humor
Erma Bombeck Life, Humor
Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting. Winston Churchill
Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting.
I read once that explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog, " Mark said. " You find out how it works, but the frog dies in the process. Cassandra Clare
I read once that explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog, " Mark said. " You find out how it works, but the frog dies in the process.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Earl Wilson
The best thing about baseball is there's no homework. Dan Quisenberry
The future is much like the present, only longer. Dan Quisenberry
Our son loves his daddy and mommy. He loves us even more when he gets his food. Manny Pacquiao
Our son loves his daddy and mommy. He loves us even more when he gets his food.
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When I want to read a novel, I write one. Benjamin Disraeli
When I want to read a novel, I write one.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. Jules Renard
We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. W. H. Auden
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.-Terry Pratchett
The process of learning is a nonstop orgy of wonderment. Lev Grossman
The process of learning is a nonstop orgy of wonderment.