A. A. Milne Humor
Erma Bombeck Life, Humor
Artificial intellegance is no match for natural stupidity. Albert Einstein
Artificial intellegance is no match for natural stupidity.
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough. Albert Einstein
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
Simplicity is not a simple thing. Charlie Chaplin
Simplicity is not a simple thing.
The mirror is my best friend because when I cry it never laughs. Charlie Chaplin
The mirror is my best friend because when I cry it never laughs.
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl.
If you ask me a question I don't know, I'm not going to answer. Yogi Berra
If you ask me a question I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too. Yogi Berra
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
Trust no one unless you have eaten much salt with him. Marcus Tullius Cicero
Trust no one unless you have eaten much salt with him.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. Oscar Wilde
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.