A. A. Milne Humor
Erma Bombeck Life, Humor
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute. George Bernard Shaw
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
Humming to yourself makes the air around you happy. Ze Frank
Humming to yourself makes the air around you happy.
Our son loves his daddy and mommy. He loves us even more when he gets his food. Manny Pacquiao
Our son loves his daddy and mommy. He loves us even more when he gets his food.
Everyone is flailing through this life without an owner's manual, with whatever modicum of grace and good humor we can manage. Anne Lamott
Everyone is flailing through this life without an owner's manual, with whatever modicum of grace and good humor we can manage.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. Yogi Berra
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.
Electricity is really just organized lightning. George Carlin
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose. Robin Williams
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
“Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.” Francis Bacon
“Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.”
What if I got hit by lightning while walking with an umbrella? Ban umbrellas! Fight the menace of lightning! Cory Doctorow
What if I got hit by lightning while walking with an umbrella? Ban umbrellas! Fight the menace of lightning!
Thе gift оf mу сhildhооd wаѕ lаughtеr, bеing аblе tо find the humоr. Jennifer Aniston
Thе gift оf mу сhildhооd wаѕ lаughtеr, bеing аblе tо find the humоr.
The best thing about baseball is there's no homework. Dan Quisenberry
I feel like I have more in common with my bad ideas than I have with my good ones. Ze Frank
I feel like I have more in common with my bad ideas than I have with my good ones.