A. A. Milne Humor
Erma Bombeck Life, Humor
The best thing about baseball is there's no homework. Dan Quisenberry
you can't make an omelette without breaking eggs, but you can break a bunch of eggs and not make shit. Ze Frank
you can't make an omelette without breaking eggs, but you can break a bunch of eggs and not make shit.
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl.
When I want to read a novel, I write one. Benjamin Disraeli
When I want to read a novel, I write one.
I guess I started too early because I just thought it was something fun to do. Arthur Ashe
I guess I started too early because I just thought it was something fun to do.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. ― Oliver Herford
My humоr саmе from ѕееing my parents hаvе ѕеx, ѕmоkе weed, my mоm bеing nаkеd - juѕt wеird hiррiе ѕtuff, twiѕtеd R-rаtеd humor. Shia LaBeouf
My humоr саmе from ѕееing my parents hаvе ѕеx, ѕmоkе weed, my mоm bеing nаkеd - juѕt wеird hiррiе ѕtuff, twiѕtеd R-rаtеd humor.
I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. Mark Twain
I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
The mirror is my best friend because when I cry it never laughs. Charlie Chaplin
The mirror is my best friend because when I cry it never laughs.
Two things people throughout history have had in common are hatred and humour. I am proud that I have been able to use humour to lessen people's hatred. Richard Pryor
Two things people throughout history have had in common are hatred and humour. I am proud that I have been able to use humour to lessen people's hatred.
I read once that explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog, " Mark said. " You find out how it works, but the frog dies in the process. Cassandra Clare
I read once that explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog, " Mark said. " You find out how it works, but the frog dies in the process.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.