A. A. Milne Humor
Erma Bombeck Life, Humor
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. ― Oliver Herford
Life is just so much fun and so filled with humor. Foster Friess
Life is just so much fun and so filled with humor.
you can't make an omelette without breaking eggs, but you can break a bunch of eggs and not make shit. Ze Frank
you can't make an omelette without breaking eggs, but you can break a bunch of eggs and not make shit.
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl.
When I want to read a novel, I write one. Benjamin Disraeli
When I want to read a novel, I write one.
I guess I started too early because I just thought it was something fun to do. Arthur Ashe
I guess I started too early because I just thought it was something fun to do.
My humоr саmе from ѕееing my parents hаvе ѕеx, ѕmоkе weed, my mоm bеing nаkеd - juѕt wеird hiррiе ѕtuff, twiѕtеd R-rаtеd humor. Shia LaBeouf
My humоr саmе from ѕееing my parents hаvе ѕеx, ѕmоkе weed, my mоm bеing nаkеd - juѕt wеird hiррiе ѕtuff, twiѕtеd R-rаtеd humor.
I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. Mark Twain
I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
The mirror is my best friend because when I cry it never laughs. Charlie Chaplin
The mirror is my best friend because when I cry it never laughs.
We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. W. H. Auden
Two things people throughout history have had in common are hatred and humour. I am proud that I have been able to use humour to lessen people's hatred. Richard Pryor
Two things people throughout history have had in common are hatred and humour. I am proud that I have been able to use humour to lessen people's hatred.
I read once that explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog, " Mark said. " You find out how it works, but the frog dies in the process. Cassandra Clare
I read once that explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog, " Mark said. " You find out how it works, but the frog dies in the process.