If something is going to happen to me, I want to be there. Albert Camus
If something is going to happen to me, I want to be there.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most. Mark Twain
Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
I'm sorry this letter is so long, I didn't have time to make it shorter. George Bernard Shaw
I'm sorry this letter is so long, I didn't have time to make it shorter.
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter. ― John Gotti
It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. Albert Einstein
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting. Winston Churchill
Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting.
