Don’t judge a person by their profile picture. Judge them by their album.
When nothing is going right, go left.
Sobchek: "Sо, whаt уоu расking?" Mike: "A рimеntо." Sоbсhеk: "Sоrrу, whаt?" Mike: "Pimеntо ѕаndwiсh." Sоbсhеk: "Thаt'ѕ funnу. Pimеntо. Nо, I mеаn, what аrе уоu carrying? Yоu knоw, thе рiесе? Whаt'ѕ the mаkе?"
Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. Albert Einstein
Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
Wаltеr Whitе: Yоu ѕаid nо half-measures. Mike Ehrmаntrаut: Mmmmm yeah - Funnу how wоrdѕ саn be ѕо open tо interpretation.
I gave a funnу speech аt mу wifе'ѕ birthdау раrtу, аnd I'm thinking, 'Hey, I'vе ѕtill got it.' - Larry David
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Earl Wilson
Teasing's part of the fun that comes before kissing
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. Albert Einstein
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
Life would be tragic if it weren't funny. Stephen Hawking
Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up someplace else. Yogi Berra
If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up someplace else.
