Of course I'm inconsistent! Only logicians and cretins are consistent!

Tom Robbins

The only authority I respect is the one that causes butterflies to fly south in fall and north in springtime.

Tom Robbins

We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.

Tom Robbins

There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for.

Tom Robbins

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being.

Tom Robbins

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.

Tom Robbins

there are two kinds of people in this world : those who believe there are two kinds of people in this world and those who are smart enough to know better.

Tom Robbins

Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won't adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is sign on as its accomplice.

Tom Robbins

A hamburger is an icon of layered circles, the circle being at once the most spiritual and the most sensual of shapes.

Tom Robbins

All depression has its roots in self-pity, and all self-pity is rooted in people taking themselves too seriously.

Tom Robbins

There is no such thing as a weird human being, It's just that some people require more understanding than others.

Tom Robbins

People are never perfect, but love can be.

Tom Robbins