Stephen Glenn Martin (born August 14, 1945) is an American actor, comedian, writer, producer and musician. Martin came to public notice in the 1...
Be so good they can't ignore you. Steve Martin
Be so good they can't ignore you.
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. Steve Martin
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
It's pain that changes our lives. Steve Martin
It's pain that changes our lives.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. Steve Martin
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent. Steve Martin
Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. Steve Martin
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes. Steve Martin
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.
Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled. Steve Martin
Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way. Steve Martin
Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.
I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language. Steve Martin
I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language.
I got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly. Steve Martin
I got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.