Stephen Glenn Martin (born August 14, 1945) is an American actor, comedian, writer, producer and musician. Martin came to public notice in the 1...
Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol. Steve Martin
Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot. Steve Martin
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language. Steve Martin
I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language.
It's pain that changes our lives. Steve Martin
It's pain that changes our lives.
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. Steve Martin
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. Steve Martin
I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. Steve Martin
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. Steve Martin
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way. Steve Martin
Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent. Steve Martin
Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. Steve Martin
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.