Samuel Lаnghоrnе Clemens (Nоvеmbеr 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910), bеttеr knоwn bу hiѕ реn nаmе Mаrk Twаin, was an Amеriсаn writеr, humorist, еntrерrеnеur, рubliѕhеr, аnd lecturer. Among hiѕ nоvеlѕ...
Mark Twain Life
Having faith is believing in something you just know ain't true. Mark Twain
Having faith is believing in something you just know ain't true.
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce. Mark Twain
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. Mark Twain
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. Mark Twain
I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know. Mark Twain
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.
Sometimes you gwyne to git hurt, en sometimes you gwyne to git sick; but every time you's gwyne to git well agin. Mark Twain
Sometimes you gwyne to git hurt, en sometimes you gwyne to git sick; but every time you's gwyne to git well agin.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. Mark Twain
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been. Mark Twain
Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear. Mark Twain
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
Right is right, and wrong is wrong, and a body ain’t got no business doing wrong when he ain’t ignorant and knows better. Mark Twain
Right is right, and wrong is wrong, and a body ain’t got no business doing wrong when he ain’t ignorant and knows better.
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. Mark Twain
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
