Samuel Lаnghоrnе Clemens (Nоvеmbеr 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910), bеttеr knоwn bу hiѕ реn nаmе Mаrk Twаin, was an Amеriсаn writеr, humorist, еntrерrеnеur, рubliѕhеr, аnd lecturer. Among hiѕ nоvеlѕ...
Mark Twain Life
I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. Mark Twain
I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been. Mark Twain
Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
Sometimes you gwyne to git hurt, en sometimes you gwyne to git sick; but every time you's gwyne to git well agin. Mark Twain
Sometimes you gwyne to git hurt, en sometimes you gwyne to git sick; but every time you's gwyne to git well agin.
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know. Mark Twain
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.
Right is right, and wrong is wrong, and a body ain’t got no business doing wrong when he ain’t ignorant and knows better. Mark Twain
Right is right, and wrong is wrong, and a body ain’t got no business doing wrong when he ain’t ignorant and knows better.
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear. Mark Twain
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Mark Twain
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Mark Twain
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. Mark Twain
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. Mark Twain
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
If you tell the truth you do not need a good memory! Mark Twain
If you tell the truth you do not need a good memory!