Lemony Snicket is the pen name of American novelist Daniel Handler. Snicket is the author of many children's biographies, serving as the narrator of A Series of Unfortunate Events and appearing as a character within i...
Lemony Snicket Children
There is no worse sound in the world than someone who cannot play the violin but insists on doing so anyway. Lemony Snicket
There is no worse sound in the world than someone who cannot play the violin but insists on doing so anyway.
One of the most difficult things to think about in life is one’s regrets. Something will happen to you, and you will do the wrong thing, and for years afterward you will wish you had done something different. Lemony Snicket
One of the most difficult things to think about in life is one’s regrets. Something will happen to you, and you will do the wrong thing, and for years afterward you will wish you had done something different.
There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't. Lemony Snicket
There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't.
I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the lifeboat and the lifeboat loves the teeth of the sperm whale, and the sperm whale loves the flavor of naval uniforms Lemony Snicket
I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the lifeboat and the lifeboat loves the teeth of the sperm whale, and the sperm whale loves the flavor of naval uniforms
If we wait until we're ready, we'll be waiting for the rest of our lives. Lemony Snicket
If we wait until we're ready, we'll be waiting for the rest of our lives.
Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have. Lemony Snicket
Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.
Mоrning is an imроrtаnt timе of dау, because hоw уоu ѕреnd уоur mоrning саn оftеn tеll уоu whаt kind оf dау уоu аrе going to have. Lemony Snicket
Mоrning is an imроrtаnt timе of dау, because hоw уоu ѕреnd уоur mоrning саn оftеn tеll уоu whаt kind оf dау уоu аrе going to have.
This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you. Lemony Snicket
This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you.
Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear. Lemony Snicket
Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.
If you have ever lost a loved one, then you know exactly how it feels. And if you have not, then you cannot possibly imagine it. Lemony Snicket
If you have ever lost a loved one, then you know exactly how it feels. And if you have not, then you cannot possibly imagine it.
Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another. Lemony Snicket
Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.
