Lemony Snicket is the pen name of American novelist Daniel Handler. Snicket is the author of many children's biographies, serving as the narrator of A Series of Unfortunate Events and appearing as a character within i...
Lemony Snicket Children
I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the lifeboat and the lifeboat loves the teeth of the sperm whale, and the sperm whale loves the flavor of naval uniforms Lemony Snicket
I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the lifeboat and the lifeboat loves the teeth of the sperm whale, and the sperm whale loves the flavor of naval uniforms
There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't. Lemony Snicket
There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't.
It is likely I will die next to a pile of things I was meaning to read. Lemony Snicket
It is likely I will die next to a pile of things I was meaning to read.
Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so. Lemony Snicket
Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.
Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear. Lemony Snicket
Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.
If we wait until we're ready, we'll be waiting for the rest of our lives. Lemony Snicket
If we wait until we're ready, we'll be waiting for the rest of our lives.
Those unable to catalog the past are doomed to repeat it. Lemony Snicket
Those unable to catalog the past are doomed to repeat it.
There are many, many types of books in the world, which makes good sense, because there are many, many types of people, and everybody wants to read something different. Lemony Snicket
There are many, many types of books in the world, which makes good sense, because there are many, many types of people, and everybody wants to read something different.
I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone. Then this is my life and maybe, however unlikely, I’ll find my way back there. Lemony Snicket
I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone. Then this is my life and maybe, however unlikely, I’ll find my way back there.
It is terribly rude to tell people that their troubles are boring. Lemony Snicket
It is terribly rude to tell people that their troubles are boring.
If you have ever lost a loved one, then you know exactly how it feels. And if you have not, then you cannot possibly imagine it. Lemony Snicket
If you have ever lost a loved one, then you know exactly how it feels. And if you have not, then you cannot possibly imagine it.
There is no worse sound in the world than someone who cannot play the violin but insists on doing so anyway. Lemony Snicket
There is no worse sound in the world than someone who cannot play the violin but insists on doing so anyway.