Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson (born 11 April 1960) is an English broadcaster, journalist and writer who...
This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory. Jeremy Clarkson
This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.
I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable. Jeremy Clarkson
I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.
I dish the dirt out and I can take it. But why should my mother and children have to take it? Jeremy Clarkson
I dish the dirt out and I can take it. But why should my mother and children have to take it?
Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously. Jeremy Clarkson
Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously.
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he’s called the Stig. Jeremy Clarkson
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he’s called the Stig.
Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all! Jeremy Clarkson
Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all!
Do not cruise through red lights. Because if I'm coming the other way, I will run you down, for fun. Jeremy Clarkson
Do not cruise through red lights. Because if I'm coming the other way, I will run you down, for fun.
I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not. Jeremy Clarkson
I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not.
Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are. Jeremy Clarkson
Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are.
No, no, no. There's no such thing as cheap and cheerful. It's cheap and nasty & expensive and cheerful. Jeremy Clarkson
No, no, no. There's no such thing as cheap and cheerful. It's cheap and nasty & expensive and cheerful.
Americans are good at herding Bison. The end. Jeremy Clarkson
Americans are good at herding Bison. The end.
I have had an amazingly fortunate life. I'm a child from Yorkshire, which is sort of like Cleveland without the pretty bits. Jeremy Clarkson
I have had an amazingly fortunate life. I'm a child from Yorkshire, which is sort of like Cleveland without the pretty bits.
